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"the Junkyard Willie Movie: Lost In
Transit" is a rather raunchy and tasteless independent comedy film based on the
Touch-Tone Terrorists
prank calls CD's (as heard on
Howard Stern
and
Crank Yankers
on
Comedy Central and
MTV2). This movie also
features Mary Carey (Sober
House, Celebrity Rehab, California gubernatorial
recall election candidate) and rock star Randy Ratchett
(Toxic Sludge). Lost In Transit has received numerous awards, accolades and
nominations including "Best Effort to Pilot an Aircraft While Intoxicated",
"Best Lap Dance for a Nervous Hillbilly", and "Best Impersonation
of an OBGYN." The
Janitor's Guild
calls it "A masterpiece",
while
Handicapped Boxers of America
call it "Cruel and Unusual".
Junkyard Willie rises up the company
ladder to become supervisor of Jammin Package Express (JPX). He's a bit
unorthodox and he's hired misfits like Jim Bob the Handicapped Hillbilly,
and Blade the Drunken Rocker. Once in charge Willie decides.... Never mind
what happens! This movie is just plain WACK! Learn how to become an OBGYN
overnight with no prior experience or medical degree, learn how to
make the most of your stolen credit card, discover the joys of war, but
forget about Turkish prisons... Ever drop some bad acid and go streaking
across a soccer field buck naked?
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