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Link Exchange Sites (alphabetical order)
What Really Went Wrong With The SunnComm MediaMax Sony Rootkit Fiasco?
Bubba Johnson & Company (AKA Lucius Tate) - Leon Johnson is one twisted mo fo! Willie is be gots only two words-O-rap to say 'bout 'dis here dude's web page . . . If you like Junkyard Willie then check out "Leon"!
www.phonelosers.org - A hacker and a scholar
Prank Call Central - From A to Z, and from popular to obscure, this site has a huge selection of prank and comedy CD's for sale.
Tricks and Pranks - a site devoted to helping people of all ages learn fun magic tricks and pranks.
COMEDIANS
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Home of the Tube Bar prank calls to "Red". Is Bill Loni there? |
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Pick Me Up - by Lucius Tate
Prank calls recorded back in the 70's by a guy in Texas. "Leon Johnson" gets this older black couple really angry. Just a funny damn call. "But you IS my momma." RealAudio |
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Evil Dave Letterman - Here's a clip from the Howard Stern radio show. Listen to the "Dave" that you never would hear on TV. "Dave" gets to be his real crude self on the radio. |
My favorite pranks by UNsigned pranksters
note: These are all unsolicited. Please no requests to be listed here! Again these are unsigned pranksters...
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"Dimension Cable Repair" BEST KEPT PRANK CALL SECRETS! There are only 3 of these inbound calls on the "Studio Q Christmas CD". Plus there's 2 other inbound calls to the same guy. These calls are diamonds in the rough. Barely anyone has heard these calls. Good luck finding a tape of these. It's rare! Released by a recording studio in Nebraska! A guy gets assigned a new phone number that used to belong to the repair department for a company called "Dimension Cable". So he has a field day being abusive with customers who fully believe that they have dialed the right number. Here's the 4 best (of the 5) incoming calls for "Dimension Cable".
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Palsy Telethon - by Captain
Janks
This call is funny on so many levels... First of all Captain Janks has fooled the screeners into thinking that he's Cathy Lee Gifford! Over the phone lines it really does sound like her. 2nd of all he has stooped to an all-time LOW by turning a Cerebral Palsy Telethon into a forum for a shameless prank! Thirdly he compounds the hilarity by portraying Cathy Lee as selfish..."We're fortunate that Cody and Cassidy are healthy". It's as if to say "We're sure glad that our kids don't have cerebral palsy". Finally after stringing them along for a while "Cathy Lee" (Janks) dramatically puts the dagger in 'em by conceding, "I would love to make hot monkey love to Howard Stern". The hilarity is amplified when the host Dennis James gets rattled, then continues to dwell on it. Despite the urging of Florence Henderson, Dennis just can't let it rest. RealAudio |
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Phil Hendrie Radio Show
This show is so great because it is absolutely a one of a kind. Nobody else is doing this kind of a radio show. Very few COULD if they wanted to! Basically Phil performs the voices of his wacko "guests", whom he interviews over the phone (or so it sounds that way as he quickly toggles back and forth between his high fidelity studio microphone and a low quality "phone" feed). There's always a new listener who isn't in on the joke and who calls the show to argue with Phil's "guests". That's when it gets fun! The show is also great because it's TOPICAL. Phil always manages to come up with something that ties in with the news of the day, but with a VERY controversial twist that is sure to incense unsuspecting listeners. For example in 2002 he often portrayed a stereotypical "Catholic Priest" character that defends his propensity to take little peeks at alter boy bottoms. When Phil is ON to a great topical bit and an angry listener is calling in then look out! It's like a brand new prank call unfolding LIVE before your ears! For good reason this show is syndicated to tons of cities from the flagship station, 640 AM KFI Los Angeles. RealAudio 768 K This is just one of so many classics. Usually there's about 2 really good bits per show. In this bit the outspoken "Bobbie Dooley" and her husband "Steve" allow under-aged kids to have sex at the Dooley house because "they're gonna have sex ANYWAY" and they might have sex somewhere that is unsafe. It is then revealed that Steve Dooley got out of the hot tub nude with an erection, while the kids are having their party around them. "The cobra's out of the cage!" |
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http://socialcrime.com - The Social Crime Syndicate show with your host Pedge Jameson
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Commercial airplay of TTT... Howard Stern | Big Radio - Youngstown | Johnny Dare - KC | CRANK YANKERS Dwyer and Michaels - Davenport | Jerry Kidd - Binghamton | Jo Jo - Miami XMRadio | Spud Brothers - Boise | the Fish - Cincinnati | Regular Guys - Atlanta Wake Up Crew - Memphis | Teen Talk USA - Providence | Kid and Rubin - Phoenix Big Dogs - Fargo | KVMI - Fargo | Steve & DC - St. Louis
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the Prank Call Walk of Fame - Has nice mentioning of TTT. |
www.RadioPrank.com - All prank calls all the time
| WCSB- We're told that Cleveland State University's radio station has been airing TTT on the 669 show. |
MUSIC
Greg Benz - I don't know if you call it techno, trance, electronica, house or whatever. This guy has an ethereal edge that is cool. Check out this low quality, mono MP3 clip. If you like then download the first zip file on his site.
www.drummertroy.com - Home page of Troy Patrick Farrell, drummer and TTT fan. He's toured with the Mike Tramp Band (White Lion) and is now with Hookers and Blow.
TTT Related (alphabetical order)
AAA Tom Martin's TTT Drawings - Tom is the actual guy who draws the TTT art work! You gotta check out Old Man Louie and the rest of the Junkyard Willie drawings. Tom is also available for hire if you've got a project.
Cloud10.org - Tripy vibes and freaky stuff! Have a twisted drawing of Willie that may give you the Willies! Go there and wig out dude.
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DeansPlanet.com TTT interview! |
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Luny's World - Features a TTT interview from July 2004. |
www.MyJokeMail.com - Need to have your funny bone tickled daily? Has TTT page as well.
Prankorama.com - Has a complete article on Junkyard Willie and Co. including an explanation on how the hijacked calls happen.
Purple Monkey Dishwasher zine: Please note that the address info on this page is incorrect and outdated. These cats have been TT fans since the beginning - like 4 years ago! Trashy zine from the land down under. "Junkyard" Willie saves ALL issues! Current issue has Touch-Tone Terrorists interview! You NEED to read it!!!
Touch-Tone Terrorists - Basic info
Do it Yourself Plastic Surgery - Willie's page
Joey Boots - Famous for banging Leanna Heart on one of the Stern shows. Also famous for spilling a box full of mice on Cathy Lee Gifford at a book store signing party! Also Yosef Bootski from the LAX shooting and numerous other prank calls aired on the show. Or most recently he got Icy Hot on his nut-sack in exchange for winning $2,000 and a trip. Ouch!!! Plus he has a book coming out about prank letters to celebs, etc.
Captain Janks - King of calls to radio stations and TV stations! He has gotten through to Donahue, Rosie, Peter Jennings, etc. A true disciple of Stern! ALSO: (As part of a tabloid magazine assignment) Junkyard Willie and Janks once busted down Rosie O'Donnel's door in search of photos of her lesbian flings - only to be stopped short by a barricade of millions of empty twinkee wrappers.
www.carlfm.com - Carl once called the show asking for Jackie Martling to autograph his COMPUTER because Carl downloaded Jackie's entire "F Jackie" CD off Napster.
Colt .40 Feinberg - "Greatest black comedian of all time" says Howard. His fro is almost as big as his rap. The first time I heard him on Stern he was making funny impromptu comments. Funny dude!
www.deewhiterapper.com - Likes to call in to the show and rattle celebrity guests! He asks the questions even Howard won't ask.
Dean's Planet - Check out celebs without makeup! Also blue prints of Howard's Apartment!
www.JeffTheDrunk.com - Self explanatory. He's drunk and he's lookin' for some skanky ho's!!!
Jim Florentine - is Terrorizing Telemarketers! - You've heard his prank calls on Howard Stern! Also Special Ed and others as heard on Crank Yankers. As heard on Stuttering John's comedy tour too!
High Pitch Eric - Connoisseur of beer and porn stars... but NOT fish! He's terrified of fish!
Kenneth Keith - Like the real life brother of Spikoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High ....Or 60's Burn Out Blade's brother in a different life! Eats his own hair, blows smoke out eyes, sets off fireworks around his privates!
www.KOAM.com - Howard Stern Show: info and LINKS to stuff you heard on the show! Including links to industry and media stories about the Stern show (ex- ratings in various markets). Site is delayed however and not updated until the next day.
ManQueer - Anti-Mancow page. Tribute to an inferior imitator of Stern: Mancow. Man Queer airs TTT and NEVER tells his listeners WHAT he's playing. Free speech radio network? What a crock! Free for Man Queer is what it is. Now you know "the Truth"!!!
www.MarksFriggin.com - Did you miss Stern? Read a daily synopsis of each show! Usually you can read about what happened on the show within HOURS after the show ends!!!
www.SternFanNetwork.com - This site picks up where the show leaves off. Site invites you to participate in death pool, chat rooms, song parody entries, much more! Have a question related to the Stern show that you want answered in real time? Go to the "general discussion" forum and connect with HARD CORE Stern fans 24/7. Very advanced, top notch site that must have been designed by a programmer.
www.zumadogg.com - You've heard his bits on Stern PLUS you saw him doing a "battle of the rappers" on the E! show. A west coast wack pack mamma jamma with his own Cable TV show. Howard has also aired his rap about "Howard's been talking for 4 hours straight. He's gotta take a break to pee sometime!"
www.RePROdisc.com - On demand CD's and DVD's
http://www.Network51.com - Members of Willie's "Bad Mamma Jamma Circle", these homies have purchased over 800 hubcaps from Willie's junkyard. Watch out. You will have to restart your browser to get out of this site! I hate when webmasters pull that!
www.RateMyPoo.com - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Absolutely disgusting! This is why the Internet was created. IMPORTANT HINT: X out the annoying advertisement that pops up each time.
CLICK HERE - WHO DO YOU HATE? Type in a number and they will receive a phone sex promotion call! Totally untraceable! Totally for REAL! Check it out! This is so cool!
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Check out Pissing Razors if you like Rob Zombie, POD, Metallica, etc. Kick butt heavy, rhythm guitar parts: |
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FRIVOLOUS HO'S
First these annoying celebrities want to keep us off their Malibu beaches, then Barbra Streisand wants to stop a guy from posting online aerial photos of her coastline on his essentially non-profit website. The high school graduate filed what amount to a frivolous 50 million dollar lawsuit. What is she?... mad that the public knows about the positioning of her lawn chairs and therefore she thinks she can bamboozle 50 milliion to add to her staggering wealth? This woman is absolutely the most annoying celebrity on the planet! At least justice prevailed in this case and conceited, high school educated bimbo lost. The judge threw out Streisand's case and since she was so out of line, even ordered her to pay for the defendant's legal costs! (Legal disclaimer so that the bitch catch sue: The preceding has been a commentary)
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