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TOUCH-TONE TERRORISTS 2 - A Permanent Lapse of Reason

IMPORTANT NOTE: All inventory of "Touch-Tone Terrorists - Permanent Lapse of Reason" CD's inside shrink wrapped jewel cases with paper tray card inserts has sold out for good. There is still an excess inventory of bulk stacked CD's only. These are brand new CD's that are sold inside of plain protective paper sleeves exclusively via this website. These are the same exact professionally manufactured CD's that were sold inside of the jewel case product.

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OVERVIEW: Touch-Tone Terrorism became a household name when Howard Stern aired 5 cuts off this CD. Steve & D.C. (St. Louis), KQRC (Kansas City), KYLD (San Francisco), and Jonathan Brandmeier are a few others who've aired this classic collection. The CD features 5 INBOUND calls for customer service. 

TRACK LISTING Call discription:
Angry Janitor 5:16 Janitor interrogates an office worker over a big DUMP that was left in the toilet. Call subject laughs so hard he must be in TEARS! This call is the Touch-Tone Terrorist's personal favorite call. As heard on WMZK.
Scooter's Refund 2:06 EXTREME redneck call to an auto mechanic. As heard on KLAQ (El Paso), Howard Stern on Jan. 31, 2000.
Retarded Water Survey From Hell 4:32 Illiterate hillbilly conducts a phone survey. As heard on WHAS (Louisville), KQRC (Kansas City)
Drunk Construction Worker 2:38 Drunk calls in late for work! As heard on Steve and DC Show (St. Louis).
Where Be My Bootie 2:37 Pimp talks Ebonics to a salesman at lightning speed! KQRC (Kansas City),
Jim Bob's introduction :22  
Birthday Present 3:34 EXTREME INBOUND CALL KQRC (Kansas City), Howard Stern on Feb 28, 2000.
Mongoloid Moron 2:38 EXTREME INBOUND CALL As heard on Howard Stern.
Calm Your Ass Down 2:31 EXTREME INBOUND CALL
We Get To Drink 5:15 EXTREME INBOUND CALL As heard on Johnathan Brandmeier, Steve and DC Show, Howard Stern. Don't be talkin trash!
Cemetery Party 3:53 Prank call to the president of a cemetery!
Hubcap Beating 2:52 Auto mechanic listens to stooge-like redneck behavior.
Scooter's Generators 4:56 EXTREME redneck call to an auto mechanic
Jim Bob's Casting Call 8:11 Redneck conducts over-the-phone casting for his film! As heard on Steve and DC Show.
Rude Lube 4:44 EXTREME INBOUND CALL for "____ Lube" As heard on Howard Stern March 1, 2000.
Porta-Potty II 3:11 "Willie" wants to have a portable toilet set up permanently in his living room.
Locksmith 3:34 Redneck has chewing tobacco stuck inside keyhole. KQRC (Kansas City),
Lost Colostomy Bag 2:00 Old man has lost his prosthetic sack on golf course. KQRC (Kansas City)
Drunk Insurance Rep 2:40 INBOUND CALL for an insurance company
Angry Janitor 3:21 Janitor blames office worker for leaving a big DUMP in toilet.
Total running time: approx. 71 minutes.  

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