David Muir, Lester Holt and Norah O’Donnell have been cast to play the roles of Moe, Curly and Larry in the latest Three Stooges movie, all based on the original comedy act. The three TV anchors were selected because of their ability to keep straight faces while reading fake news propaganda. It takes a special skill to push false narratives while lying by omission night after night. That’s acting!
Initially, CNN’s Anderson Cooper was selected to play the goofy role of Larry Fine, until Norah O’Donnell voiced angry opposition. She demanded that at least one woman (her) be selected to co-star in the film, otherwise her CBS network would brand the movie as racist and sexist. The Farrelly brothers, who are directing the film, quickly agreed, adding that her selection is an important milestone in the struggle for equality and inclusiveness.
The movie will focus on social justice issues such as systemic racism, climate change and the need for socialism.
Wi Tu Lo
Wi is part of our outsourced labor team. Instead of having to pay some demanding American the outrageous rate of $7.25 an hour, we keep Wi on our payroll for just 13 cents an hour. Best of all, Wi is thrilled to work in a rat infested sweat shop. Prior to working for the Atlantis Enquirer, he worked at a fake computer support call center, so we knew he was a skilled liar.